“Last, and certainly not least, is Conan Stevens, who will be playing an Orc called Azog (Orcs are never called Roger or Dennis for some strange reason). And yes that’s his name—Conan! Isn’t that cool? Azog is played by Conan!”— Peter Jackson (if you haven’t “Liked” him on Facebook, you’re missing out on lots of awesome little notes like this!)
How many times do I have to tell people— You should ALWAYS have a designated friend lined up who will delete stuff on your computer and throw out your embarrassing things in the event of your accidental death or assassination by Navy SEALs. It’s just common sense!
“I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.”—From Bossypants by Tina Fey