Tom Wolfe is up for this year’s “Bad Sex Award” thanks to Back to Blood’s numerous passages like this one:
“But then the tips of her breasts became erect on their own, and the flood in her loins washed morals, despair, and all other abstract assessments away in a cloud of some sort of divine cologne of his. Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding, and she was eagerly swallowing it swallowing it swallowing it with the saddle’s own lips and maw — all without a word.”
DAMN, that’s bad.
Me reading this: That’s not so bad… Ok that IS awkward… WHAT