I feel like Oscar the Grouch today and not because I woke up in a garbage can, startling someone named Gordon.
Tracy Jordon, “Standards and Practices” 30 Rock
I have supported the Baltimore Philharmonic for years. Of course, these days it’s just boombox and a guy in a crab costume. He gets shot out of a cannon at Ravens’ games — the city may not be thriving.
"Hey Baby, What’s Wrong?" — 30 Rock