Liz: Weddings are so weird. This veil costs more than my couch.

Cerie: Is that comedy or do you really have a $300 couch?

Liz: Both

I feel like Oscar the Grouch today and not because I woke up in a garbage can, startling someone named Gordon.

Tracy Jordon, “Standards and Practices” 30 Rock

I have supported the Baltimore Philharmonic for years. Of course, these days it’s just boombox and a guy in a crab costume. He gets shot out of a cannon at Ravens’ games — the city may not be thriving.

“Hey Baby, What’s Wrong?”  — 30 Rock