It’s official - Mass Effect fans have no sense of humor (seriously, how can you hate on Commander Pinky Shepard???). #Bioware - we are all not crazy haters! Some of us enjoy life and games AND a bit of silliness.
She is that Shepard, even though she may not be your Shepard, just like she isn’t mine; I have every intention of Reconstructing the Profile. I didn’t vote, which is to say I didn’t “Like” my “favorite,” because I don’t book face. My own Commander Shepard is based more or less on my wife Brenna. I wanted to make a far-flung, up-armored version of my daughter Ronia next time around, but then I remember that you have sex with tons of aliens in this game, and that seemed like a weird thing to be doing with her body. Are we still allowed to hope that our daughters settle down with a nice human, irrespective of gender, even though it forecloses the possibility of couplings with sentient minerals or bepedal reptoids? I hope this is something a father is still allowed to do.