- Liz: I'm not married, Cerie.
- Cerie: Oh, for some reason I thought you had...like...three kids.
- Liz: Nope. Never married. No kids.
- Cerie: 'Cause sometimes you have...like...food stains on your shirt and stuff. I just assumed you had kids.
"You know what makes people different from animals? We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week; but we do. For the same reason, I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, and then go like this; [snaps it in half; gasps of horror] and part of you dies, just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathise with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for Screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything except themselves."
Jeff Winger, Community (via thisyearsgirlx)
"What if you could have that power, now? In every generation, one Slayer is born, because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say: ‘We change the rule.’ I say: ‘My power, should be “our” power.’ Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of this scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who ‘might’ be a Slayer, ‘Will Be’ a Slayer. Every girl who ‘could’ have the power, ‘Will Have The Power’. Can stand up, ‘Will Stand Up’. Slayers, every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?"
Buffy Summers (via willstandup)