Tonight’s episode of ‘Game of Thrones’ explains why so many copies of ‘Storm of Swords’ come back to the library in terrible condition. People must throw the book across the room in rage when [spoilers] happens.
So, yeah, that first image is from a European Sony ad and I don’t know about you BUT IT CREEPS ME OUT. Ignoring the skeevy implications (woman’s body is a plaything for men, etc) it’s also just CREEPY AS HELL. Like “this is actually the new Silent Hill design” creepy.
So I decided to make it SUPER RIDICULOUS. If more boobs = OMG SEXIER OBVIOUSLY, then mine must be HELEN OF TROY LEVELS OF THE PERFECT WOMAN, RIGHT?! Line up, fellas!
Tom Wolfe is up for this year’s “Bad Sex Award” thanks to Back to Blood’s numerous passages like this one:
“But then the tips of her breasts became erect on their own, and the flood in her loins washed morals, despair, and all other abstract assessments away in a cloud of some sort of divine cologne of his. Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding, and she was eagerly swallowing it swallowing it swallowing it with the saddle’s own lips and maw — all without a word.”
DAMN, that’s bad.
Me reading this: That’s not so bad… Ok that IS awkward… WHAT
It’s official - Mass Effect fans have no sense of humor (seriously, how can you hate on Commander Pinky Shepard???). #Bioware - we are all not crazy haters! Some of us enjoy life and games AND a bit of silliness.